quotes.

"I am the hot-blooded soccer player, Nakatsu Shuichi! I REALLY REALLY LOVE WOMEN!!!"
~Nakatsu Shuichi, Hana Kimi

Today I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost a year is fake. MLIA

Today, I was watching Dora the Explorer. At the end of the episode, she asked what was our favorite part. I said 'The part when your boobs fell off'. Dora replied with "Yeah, I liked that too! They jiggled and jiggled and jiggled!". I laughed for about an hour. MLIA.

Joshua: im so bored
i need some interesting things to do
Me: Um, how about TAKE A HIKE.
Joshua: SCREW YOU.
<3 XD Me: Ily, too. <3

[16:58] Moyashi94: im eatin yogurt
[16:58] sweetamia: Lmao.
[16:58] sweetamia: Yum.
[16:58] Moyashi94: yum yum
[16:58] sweetamia: What flavor? =]
[16:58] Moyashi94: blueberry
[17:00] sweetamia: Ew.
[17:00] sweetamia: Lol.
[17:00] Moyashi94: eehhh
[17:00] sweetamia: I don't like blooberries.
[17:01] Moyashi94: but this is different XD
[17:01] Moyashi94: its ggeewwddd p:
[17:01] sweetamia: But I don't like blooberries. ToT
[17:01] sweetamia: Gomen~
[17:01] Moyashi94: nnooo DX
[17:01] sweetamia: I'M SORRY!!! I'M RACIST AGAINST BLOOBERRIES!!!
[17:02] sweetamia: Lmao.
[17:02] Moyashi94: then ur racist to me
[17:02] sweetamia: You're not a blooberry.
[17:02] Moyashi94: lmao XDD
[17:02] Moyashi94: wut happen if i turned into 1
[17:03] sweetamia: I would... squish you. =]
[17:03] Moyashi94: eehhh D:
[17:04] sweetamia: And then I'd throw you at Joon. XD
[17:04] Moyashi94: hidoi desuyo!
[17:04] sweetamia: Arigatou. [17:04] sweetamia: Lmao.
[17:04] Moyashi94: man u gotta work on niceness lol
[17:04] sweetamia: Alright.
[17:04] sweetamia: If you turned into a blooberry, I'd...
[17:05] sweetamia: Turn you back into Justin Chau. XD
[17:05] Moyashi94: lol ok :]

[11:21] sweetamia: I got a new phone.
[11:21] sweetamia: My phone number is
[11:21] sweetamia: 911.
[11:21] Moyashi94: ooohhhh o:
[11:21] Moyashi94: awsome
[11:21] Moyashi94: ill call u now XD
[11:22] Moyashi94: just wait
[11:22] sweetamia: Sure! Go ahead. X3
[11:22] Moyashi94: i'm callin now
[11:22] sweetamia: Lmao.
[11:22] Moyashi94: eh a dude picked up >:o
[11:22] Moyashi94: thats not u >:o
[11:22] Moyashi94: eehhh now hes sayin he's comin to arrest me D:
[11:23] Moyashi94: r u sure thats not ur phone #
[11:23] sweetamia: Aww...
[11:23] sweetamia: TOO BAD.
[11:23] sweetamia: BWAHAHAHAHA~
[11:23] sweetamia: I mean...
[11:23] sweetamia: Chau wa atama ga totemo ii desu ne.
[11:23] sweetamia: XDDD
[11:23] Moyashi94: sou sou
[11:24] sweetamia: Well, I guess that's it, then, ne?
[11:24] sweetamia: I"ll see you in prison sometime. ._.
[11:24] Moyashi94: eh wuts it o:
[11:24] Moyashi94: lol
[11:24] Moyashi94: sometime >:o
[11:24] Moyashi94: nnnoooo
[11:24] Moyashi94: nnnooowwww

[20:23] sweetamia: Ne, Nori-chan.
[20:23] sweetamia: Wanna be in my fake family?
[20:23] sweetamia: It's for bio.
[20:23] Cronoxt151: ummm
[20:23] Cronoxt151: ok...
[20:23] sweetamia: My real family is too screwed up to deserve a place in my pedigree chart. XDDD
[20:27] sweetamia: Alright... pick one: cousin, brother, uncle, dad, or grandpa? Lmao.
[20:27] Cronoxt151: I WANT TO BE UNCLE
[20:27] sweetamia: Okay!
[20:27] sweetamia: Uncle Nori. XDDD
[20:28] sweetamia: Lmao.
[20:29] Cronoxt151: and make me mysterious
[20:29] sweetamia: ......
[20:29] sweetamia: It's just a pedigree chart. X3
[20:29] Cronoxt151: oh
[20:29] sweetamia: Heh...
[20:29] sweetamia: I'M SORRY!!!!
[20:29] sweetamia: *Cries*
[20:29] Cronoxt151: its ok
[20:30] Cronoxt151: i wanted to be a mysterious uncle
[20:30] Cronoxt151: but i guess it isnt possible
[20:30] sweetamia: Lmfao.

[21:57] falconrok55: In any case... I've noticed something while chatting with you...
[21:57] falconrok55: Some people greet me with a hi...
[21:57] falconrok55: Spanish-taking ppl usually say hola...
[21:57] falconrok55: Older ppl say hello...
[21:57] falconrok55: And then we come to Amy...
[21:57] falconrok55: Who starts the day off with a " *rapes* ".... ._.

[21:42] Moyashi94: so wutcha doin p:
[21:43] sweetamia: Your mom. >_>
[21:43] sweetamia: She's boring me, though. DX
[21:43] Moyashi94: heh
[21:43] Moyashi94: yeh i know she does that
[21:45] sweetamia: Lmao.
[21:45] sweetamia: Seriously>
[21:45] sweetamia: Haha.
[21:45] Moyashi94: no not really
[21:45] Moyashi94: i dunno
[21:45] Moyashi94: eh i dunno
[21:45] sweetamia: Lmao, okay.
[21:45] sweetamia: You mom was once fun to do, but I'm getting bored of her, y'see.
[21:45] Moyashi94:
[21:45] Moyashi94: she doesn't know u thats y o:
[21:46] Moyashi94: oh and no i don't c XDD
[21:46] sweetamia: Lol, okay.
[21:46] sweetamia: She doesn't know me cuz she's on GHB.
[21:46] sweetamia: I gave it to her.
[21:46] Moyashi94: man ur one evil little girl
[21:47] Moyashi94: i like it XD
[21:47] Moyashi94: haha XD

"If you could ask God anything, what would you ask for?"
"A Lamborgini!"
"Dude, God's not Santa."

Joe: Justin, tell her about the comic.
Amii: What comic?
Justin: Well, we made a comic about Joe, me, and you. It's about... guns and stuff. And Joe dies.
Joe: WTF are you saying?
Justin: Well, I meant... I meant that... I was gonna say that... Actually, I don't know what I was going to say.
Amii: [Falls off the chair laughing]

Justin: I'm gonna smack you.
Amii: Okay~
J: Nao~
A: But you said that you were going to.
J: No, I said that I was gonna, which isn't the same thing as going -- oh, wait.
A: Lmao.
J: Shut up.

Amii: Hey, that kinda looks like Joe's face.
Justin: Don't make fun of Joe! Cuz I make fun of Joe.

Justin: Hey, Amii, want some more juice?
Amii: Not really.
J: Okay. [Pours some anyways]
A: Wtf...

Amii: I miss you.
Justin: Me too. I miss myself, too.

Amii: Guess what~ Today's Tae Yang's birthday.
Justin: Well, happy birthday to her.
Amii: Ehh... it's Tae Yang...?
Justin: Oh.

Justin: [Grabs Amii's hand] Let go of my hand!!!
Amii: What?

"We killed Bob." ~Amii and Natella

"...weird is normal and normal is weird. Therefore, I'm unique." ~Amii

"Hahaha, do you see that? It comes out just like diarrhea! It's all chunky and green!" ~Amii

"Look! I can make explosive diarrhea!" ~Amii

"Who was the first man God created?"
"Uhh... Adam and Eve."
......
"Oh. Just Adam."

"Yea... he's also a Christian. He's like Lutheran or Catholic or Jewish or something."
"...what?"

Someone: Are you Japanese?
Amii: Uhh...
David: You know, Japanese people are very modest.
Amii: But I'm not Japanese.
David: See? She's so modest.

Amii: Joe, you're short.
Joe: Compared to...?
Amii: Me.
Joe: Pshh. Uh huh.
Amii: Really, though!
Joe: So are we making short jokes now?
Amii: Sure?
Joe: Well, then. Here's one for you. You're short.
Amii: LOLOLOLOL.

Amii: What's wrong with you?
Justin: EVERYTHING!!!

"Let's make a circle. You know, because I don't want to get raped."
"You don't want to get what? Is that even English?"

[21:09] sweetamia: I'm a girl?
[21:09] sweetamia: o.O
[21:09] Moyashi94: yes u are lol
[21:09] sweetamia: Oh. I didn't know that.
[21:09] Moyashi94: if u ever strip down and look
[21:09] Moyashi94: u'll c y lol
[21:09] sweetamia: Ehh? I have a penis...
[21:09] Moyashi94: okay i think u need to get that checked lol
[21:09] Moyashi94: really
[21:09] Moyashi94: CHECKED

[21:28] sweetamia: Yea. I'm sorry for always talking about penises? XD
[21:28] Moyashi94: don't b sorry it's funny XD
[21:28] sweetamia: Btw, plural form of penis is penises, but can also be penes.
[21:28] sweetamia: Lmfao.
[21:28] sweetamia: How's that funny? XD
[21:29] Moyashi94: cuz ur the only one i'm hearin it from talkin bout it XD
[21:29] Moyashi94: lmao penes
[21:29] sweetamia: Wait, what?
[21:29] Moyashi94: ur the only one i know that mentions it with no prblem
[21:30] sweetamia: But why would there be a problem with mentioning penes?
[21:30] Moyashi94: cuz it's not an everyday topic lol
[21:30] Moyashi94: like usual casual topic
[21:30] Moyashi94: like hows ur day topic
[21:31] Moyashi94: instead of hows ur penis today topic lmao XDD

[21:37] Moyashi94: MUSTACHE BYE BYE
[21:37] Moyashi94: MEET MY SHAVER
[21:37] Moyashi94: ELECTRIC BITCH

During windmill practise....
Justin: Okay. You got that? Now, you try.
Amii: Yeah. So, it's like... LOOK, FLUFFY!!!

"Aren't you, like, child's medium?" ~Urian

"I'm getting addicted to acting gay." -Sangjoon

"I paid $3 for a lifetime's worth of hair cuts."
"Really?"
"Yeah. I bought scissors."

Me: Dad, can I use the computer? I need to sample some songs.
Dad: What songs?
Me: Umm, hip hop songs.
Dad: Okay.
Mom: What's she doing?
Dad: She's listening to songs for some singing club.
Me: WTF?

Me: They can go factor themselves. >:D
Jessica: YESSS!
or else
f themselves and die
Me: What?
Haha.
Jessica: xD
Me: I dunno. I don't think they have balls. P:
They don't have the balls to say it to my face.
Jessica: use a carrot

Andrew: HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO HAVE A MOM WHO BBOYS
LOLOL
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
Yeah!
Andrew: intense mother.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"That's not a hug, Amii." ~Natella

"They sounded like turkeys." ~Justin

Justin: Let's do crickets!
Amii: You can. I can't do cr--ohh, wait. We don't have any here.

"Look! I can do an airchair!" ~Amii
"Look! I can do an airchair!" ~Andrew
"Look! I can do an airchair!" ~Joe

"I don't think anyone would go on Wikipedia just to lie about rabies."

"He has rabies." ~everyone in our group in English XD

While Hunju is practising a move...
Amii: *** is a rapist.
Hunju: WTF!? (Falls over)
Amii: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"What do you mean, 'if'?" ~Amii